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A Few Funny Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day

A Few Funny Quotes to Brighten Up Your Day

Today, I find myself in need of something to make me smile. It's been a rough week, so it's time to laugh a bit. Thankfully, the internet is filled with funny quotes to drive away my Friday Blues (not really a thing, so sue me!). Here are a few that made me chuckle: We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. -- W. H. Auden I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. -- Ron White People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -- Isaac Asimov Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. -- Don Marquis My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. -- Mitch Hedberg Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. -- Oscar Levant When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. -- Albert Einstein Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. -- Robert Benchley Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. -- Terry Pratchett Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. -- Bill Hicks If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. -- Robin Williams Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. -- Sam Levenson I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. -- Joan Rivers Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. -- James A. Garfield The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. -- P. G. Wodehouse Courtesy of Brainy Quote